when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
when he cums on ur face without warning
"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”
Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
the most emotional post on tumblr